ATHEIST = Audiences That
Haven't Educated In Simple Theology
BIBLE
= Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
COKE = Christ Our King
Eternally
CROSS = Christ Rolled Our
Sins So-Far-Away
DIET COKE = Deliverance
Is Everlasting Through Christ Our king Eternally
DISPENSATIONALISM =
Disturbed In Spirit Provoking Evil Nonsense Seeking After The I Only Nature And
Lustful Inward Sarcastic Motives
EISEGESIS = Erosion Is
Seeping Evangelism Gagging Educated Speakers Into Stupidity
FACT = Faith-based
Abrahamic Covenant Tithing VS.
FICTION = Fear Induced Condemnation That Is Oppressive & Negative
FUTURISM
= Failure Under The Uneducated Religions Ignoring Scripture's
Meaning
GOD
= Grace Overcame Death
GOSPEL = God's Only Son
Provides Everlasting Life
GOSSIP = Groups
Out Stretching Secrets In Public
GRACE = God Removes All
Condemnation Eternally
GRACE = God's Riches At
Christ's Expense
HOLY BIBLE = He Only
Loves You Bringing In Basic Logical Exegesis
IDEALIST =
Illogical Doctrine Entertaining All Lines In Scripture Twisting
JESUS = Just Eternal
Sovereign Unconditional Salvation
JESUS
= Justifying Eternal Salvation Unto Sinners
LIGHT = Living In God's
Honest Truth
O.S.A.S. = Once
Sealed Always Saved
PAROUSIA = Predestining A
Rejuvenation Offering Unconditional Salvation Infallible Absolutely
PRETERIST = Precise
Reliable Exegesis To Extirpate Really Insidious Sophomoric Teachings
PRIDE = People Rush into
Destruction Eventually (Every-time)
RAPTURE = Rapid Attention
poor Timing Unbiblical Religious Escapism
SATAN
= Sizzling At The Abyss Nervously
SCRIPTURE
= Seeing Christ Revealed In Proper Theology Using Rightful Exegesis
SINNERS
= Salvation Is Necessary Never Earned Rightfully Sovereign
SINNERS
= Salvation Is Now Needed Eternal Reward Succeeding
SUPRALAPSARIANISM
= Scripturally Unified Preserving Religious Accuracy Leading A
Proper Scripturally And Rightful Intelligence Audience Near Interpreting
Scripture Meekly
UNIVERSALISM
= Unbiblical Nonsense Is Venturing Economically Religiously Selfishly And
Loosing It's Scriptural Meaning
WWJD = Walking With Jesus
Daily
WWJD = What Would Jesus
Do
